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Actual conversation between two straight guys at my bar tonight (via trickwolves)
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
It would appear she is an actual Disney princess.
EMMA WATSON STANDS UP TO TURKISH PRIME MINISTER’S SEXISM
KEKE PALMER TO PLAY THE FIRST BLACK CINDERELLA ON BROADWAY
SONY ANNOUNCED THEY’RE GONNA DO A FEMALE SUPERHERO MOVIE FROM THE SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST IVE HEARD ABOUT IT
Stiles has had it with werewolf bullshit, he is completely and utterly done. Golden brown, toothpick-comes-out-clean done. He does not give one flying fuck for the tragic story of Isaac Lahey or the cozy little partnership that seems to have sprung up between him and Scott out of nowhere. Stiles remembers that he wanted to kill Lydia and that he attacked them at Scott’s house, even if some people appear to have conveniently forgotten that beneath Isaac’s slouching smirks and dumbass sweaters is a hot-tempered kid who wanted to be turned into a vicious creature of the night.
No, Stiles is not being unnecessarily harsh. Scott is just being excessively nice and forgiving, like he always is. Now instead of hanging back during Coach’s runs and keeping Stiles company, Scott races Isaac at the head of the group, the two of them occasionally body-checking one another and grinning as they outstrip everyone else. Even outside of practice, Isaac is constantly showing up and hanging around Scott’s elbow like he thinks the idea of personal space is somehow beneath him (hypocrite a part of his mind remarks: shut the fuck up the rest of it thinks).